The Trump Case for Election Fraud Reaches the Supreme Court

Your honors, the reason that we are asking the U.S. Supreme Court–with six justices who I know are firmly supportive of our wonderful, but mistreated president–is that we believe that the greatest fraud that has ever taken place in a presidential election is clearly evident and undertaken by a vast conspiracy which we believe is headquartered in the hideous Communist country of Venezuela. And the reason we know that it is a conspiracy is because there is no evidence of fraud anywhere. To pull off something like this means you have to have a conspiracy. So for that reason we are petitioning the court to throw out the election results in Michigan, Georgia, Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, and Arizona and award the election to the greatest president of all time, my friend and yours, Donald J Trump.